Front: Get Your Girlfriend to Dress Up As a Prostitute
Posted by charliegrrl on July 19, 2006
Front August 2006 Issue 98
Front have an ‘agony aunt’ section where readers can send in for advice on their sex queries…
Spencer from Belfast: “Dear Anna
I really love having sex with prostitutes- my girlfriend doesn’t know this. What I’d really like is to get my missus to join in, maybe we could see a prostitute together. How do I ask her, and do you think she’ll freak out?”
Anna: “Well Spence, you could be a bit devious and hire a hooker without informing your girlfriend. Organise for her to ‘bump’ into the two of you in a bar, indulge in some flirtatious and suggestive behaviour, and then finally proposition you both…An alternative to actually sleeping with prostitutes would be to get your girlfriend to dress up like one and hang out on a street corner. Tell her she has to do everything you say for the night. This kind of harmless roleplay can be so much fun (in moderation)…” (pg38 own emphasis)
Charliegrrl: Well, Spencer… Alternatively, you could make love with your girlfriend…and learn to respect her.
I would also take a long hard look into your soul and question why you so love having sex with prostitutes. Are you afraid of making love with women..? Do you have an inferiority complex..? Are you paranoid about your performance in bed, and thus enjoy having sex with women who won’t openly tell you you are shit, cos they are only having sex with you for your money..? Do you enjoy exploiting women as it makes you feel like a man..? These are all things to consider and I hope your girlfriend finds out and dumps you.