ZOO Hunting for Virgins!
Posted by charliegrrl on August 14, 2006
ZOO have this week an article entitled “Wanted: UK’s Hottest Virgin’s“:
“The search is on. Do you know a lady who is still ‘intact’ and willing to appear in ZOO?…
Lalmas have hymens. So do moles, guinea pigs and even whales…but for this exciting feature, ZOO requires only human hymens, intact and attatched to great-looking females. Why?”
“Because we’re searching the land for the UK’s hottest virgins…Yes, that’s you, unfeasibly sexy virgin woman. With the hymen. And the confidence to lead a man up the garden path before saying no. In recognition of your ability…to remain imperforated by man, ZOO would like you to send [in] as sexy a shot of yourself…” (pg 17)
You mean photos including the hymen…?
Cos how are you going to know if they have hymens..?
Is one of the conditions of entry that the women don’t use tampons…? Or do rigorous excercise..?
These are things to consider if you want an ‘intact hymen’ to perforate..?
Maybe they aren’t virgins…and are just pandering to your desire for masturbation material that bolsters your sense of male prowess, to get money..?
And also, do the women have to be over 18…? Cos it doesn’t say in the qualifications for entry..?
ZOO have included two photos of the winner of the Kerrang! radio station’s, ‘Search for a Virgin’ competition:
“Hello to Christina…, 19, a model from Manchester whose sex cavity thus far remains uncharted by man”
Yes, you read that correctly, DJ Tim Shaw from Kerrang! 105.2FM’s Asylum show, hosted a ‘Search for a Virgin’ competition. And the winner is now featured half naked in ZOO.
In fact this radio show has quite a few porn features, including…
‘…Lucy gets offered a Gangbang!’
Glamour Model…in the studio!’
‘5 sexy ladies from Medusa gentleman’s club came down to the studio with a chocolate fountain, with one mission – to cover their bodies..!’
Hmm…it’s interesting this porn content and this partnership between ZOO and Kerrang… It’s like a radio show for porn-loving lads mags readers. I suppose it’s cos Kerrang belongs to the same parent group as ZOO and FHM- that being EMAP…
See more from this link (note soft porn content)
To complain, email
Info from ZOO Issue 130 11-17th Aug 06
Image Copyright 2006 Kerrang! Radio and Media