ZOO’s Virgin is choosing a cherry popper
Posted by charliegrrl on November 6, 2006
In case you have forgotten, ZOO are holding a competition whereby men can apply to take the virginity of a glamour model. ZOO state they have had over 4500 applicants. Sad bastards. Just in case you are questioning if she is a genuine virgin, ZOO can confirm that her hymen is ‘undamaged': “the NHS has examined this 19-year-old’s lulu and confirms everything is totally unbroken down there” (ZOO 20-26 Oct 06 pg 14)
Here are some quotes of the men who have applied:
I’m very familiar with the female anatomy and can guarantee an orgasm. I am well endowed but not so big that I would hurt you. (ZOO 29 Sep-5th Oct 06 pg 30)
I’m up for the job of popping your cherry. Someone’s got to do it…I’ve got..some high quality Viagra, so I’ll be able to give you the best two minutes of your life. Maybe more if the Viagra kicks in. (ZOO 27th Oct-2 Nov 06 pg15)
Oh, and suprise suprise, women can apply too.
Out of these applicants, she is in the process of choosing the man who she wants to take her virginity. They will then be put up in a hotel, paid for by Kerrang! Radio, where he can carry out the deed.
The commercial commodification of the woman’s body has sunk to new depths.
I wonder if she realises that once a ZOO reader has taken her virginity, they will just call her a dirty slut.
Or maybe she’ll realise last minute that she’s really a lesbian!
So then she and ZOO can prolong this morally dubious, but yet money-making feature, to further her career as a glamour model..?